Star Jones In Wade's Fave Five?

In an effort to totally make readers in the blogosphere bleck up their breakfast, I am reporting on a rumor that - God help Wade - must not be true.

Apparently, Dwyane Wade is dating Star Jones. Let's see, you are getting a divorce from your wife and this is who you left her for? A woman that is 20 years older, has had gastro-intestinal bypass surgery and numerous plastic surgeries? What, Joan Rivers wasn't available? Barbara Walters?

D-Wade! What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, his now ex-wife was not exactly hot either but hey, he was young and in love and they had a child together. He kind of was trapped in it I guess. And now he is an NBA superstar and there is going to be a lot of temptation out there.

But Star Jones? She is the butt, pun intended, of many a bad joke. Why?

That is a lot of smoke and mirrors, friends for one wardrobe. Maybe they met in the hospital - he was there to get his knee scoped, she was there to get her stomach stapled. Let's hope this isn't true. For the sake of good taste.